"Am I gonna waste this on Vine?”
the one time he has the opportunity to do shameless promo, kind of fails.
if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
conffee asked: since im satan ill just teleport my stuff then teleport to u and then teleport to apartment lets go
okay my body is ready
on my way bae
im all set can i bring my 1D blanket its hella cold
the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is “you’re gonna fucking die” like you can literally feel your soul being ripped out of your chestI’m looking at youfishingboatproceeds
When that one kid in class asks a question that was just answered.
HE’S GOING TO KILL YOUR FATHER YOU NAIVE LITTLE SHIT
whOA SPOILER ALERT
ITS BEEN TWENTY YEARS
thats disgusting go sit in a corner and think about what you just said
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever