4CHAN IS PLANNING ON HACKING ACCOUNTS.

pastafox:

If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.

If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.

If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.

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stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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omfg i remember this

(via shout-about-it)


troye: lol btw releasing a ep heres a snippet, oh and everyone has already heard it but you guys havent, and yeah im filming a music video for it next week lol #TRXYE
fandom:
fandom:
fandom:
fandom: i just came here to have a good time and honestly i am feeling so attacked right now

laughlovebutneverlive:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Guys I don’t get it


I don’t get it… Explain….?

laughlovebutneverlive:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Guys I don’t get it

I don’t get it… Explain….?

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zoella + animals

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americanloueh:

Guys this should be going around - if anyone knows anything, please contact her

americanloueh:

Guys this should be going around - if anyone knows anything, please contact her

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Somebody To You (James & Connor Version)
James McVey & Connor Ball
Somebody To You (CD2 Edition)

shout-about-it:

James and Connor’s version of Somebody To You

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umclouds:

Rainy days are the only way I can tolerate summer

umclouds:

Rainy days are the only way I can tolerate summer

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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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oureax:

ultraviolence 

oureax:

ultraviolence 

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

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Pick up lines

Boy : So, I'm in this band...
Boy : I like that book you're reading.
Boy : Wanna follow my tumblr?
Boy : *Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Boy : Let's go to Warped Tour together.
Boy : Hi, I have this extra concert ticket...
Boy : I love that movie.
Boy : Wanna wear my hoodie?
Boy : I really like your piercing.
Boy : Hey, I just met you & this is crazy, but here's my number. So call me maybe. No, just kidding. Text me instead.
Boy : I'm a Slytherin.
Boy : You would live in district 4, too?!
Boy : Your phone seems pretty out-of-date, it'd be more updated with my number in it.
Boy : One time, I was in a mosh pit...